Don't let some kid with a laptop and AI take your customers.
No creators, no photoshoots, no monthly agency retainer. The same brand look, produced on demand, testing more variations in a day than a shoot produces in a month.
All from a supply chain fix.
We never needed to touch the product, only the shipping carrier and mailer box.
A brand was stuck with a bad manufacturer. We helped reformulate, sourced new suppliers, and had them back on the line in two months instead of the nine they were quoted.
We build websites and more in no time because we know which parts to hand to AI and which parts still need an operator's judgement. So the work ships in days, but looks like it took months.
ROAS only divides revenue by ad spend. It ignores what you really pay for your marketing team, your content, and your tools. We invented ROME™ to analyze your actual marketing profit and cash flow.
Everyone else takes your problem and hopes Claude spits out an answer. We're operators who actually know what a correct answer looks like.
I do. I run Krete, my men's skincare brand with a Playboy collab. Before that I sold a shoe company and ran a successful software company. Idiotech is my team bringing those same wins to you, now that AI makes our playbook cheaper and faster to run.
We're operators with real experience first, and AI only sharpens that. It's our track record across many industries and companies that makes us a powerful teammate. We solve whatever problems you have.
Playboy, HBO, and 50+ companies, from CPG brands to tech. We started Idiotech over 14 years ago and have helped clients as early as initial ideas all the way to 8 figures in revenue.
AI agencies basically take your problem, paste it into Claude or ChatGPT, delete the em dashes and hand you whatever comes out. We've actually run companies, so we know what real results look like before we ship you anything. In the wrong hands, AI is just expensive noise.
Absolutely. If you want to spend the next 12 months testing every AI platform around the clock, burning six figures in tokens on trial and error, you might land where we are today. Or you can hire us and skip to the results.